The yard of many woes- BEFORE

 So.  This was my yard.  Covered in fox tails.  So bad I wouldn't want my kids back there.  Bad enough that I would not even babysit anyone's dog back there. 

 So may lovely places for ant hills and black widows to conjure.

 It might be a GI Joe play land where Joe is perhaps in a dead forest or desert setting.

 Toys rotting and rusted from the sun.

 A dog run that floods when it rains and makes the stickiest mud ever.

 Yellow bleh.

We only lived here six years to decide enough was enough.  That and I finally saved enough money to do something about it.