Professional Pirate

Someone asked me the other day "so, what are going to be when you grow up?" The first thing that appeared in my mind was pirate. Yeah, that sounds like the right thing. Not one of the wenchy female ones that is along for the ride, a real swashbuckling swordplay pirate.
Captain? uhmmmm....no I don't need to be the captain, just as long as we got a good captain already.
Murderous? nah,..too much of a waste of a life and way too messy. Besides if you kill them, you can't come back and rob thenm again
Dishonest?..uhmmmm.....couldn't really say. Doesn't that come with the territory? Besides at least I would be trustworthy right? By words of Captain Jack Sparrow "A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly."
Thieving? Hello, pirate!! Of course only from people who don't need so much wealth. It will help keep people humble.

Well, since I live in the wrong time for the more traditional pirate, I guess I won't get to be one. Maybe a viking then? ;)




Professional Pirate

When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career

Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors

True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
And when you're a professional pirate
That's what the job's about

Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten

On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
But when you're a professional pirate
You don't have to wear a suit

I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart

I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart

I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender

And me...I could have been a contender


Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
And when you're a professional pirate
You'll be honest, brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly

When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company