Quest of Marco the Dragon Slayer (Elise's Birthday Bash)

Marco the dragon slayer went out on an adventure with Mondryn (Joe). They were on a quest for Booty and a Tripod. First he dropped off two of his little squires(Collin and Quintin) at grandma's house. Then he rode off to Lady Leanerful's (Helena) house to save her from her whiny quadruped (Lily). Then it was off the the Kingdom Of Mesa. Lunch was served at Yogi's where a giant picked up Marco with some chopsticks. After lunch Marco, Mondryn and Lady Leanerful went to Castle Fiesta where they roamed about and plundered.


The first providence plundered was Suncoast where everything was 50% off. Marco found some caffeinated gum. Marco and Lady Leanerful tried some out......it was absolutely terrible. Almost like putting 5 breath strips in your mouth at once. The caffeine however served its purpose and with renewed energy they went to the Realm of the Fairies (some little girl shop where they can get princess hats and their hair done).
Later they plundered Dillard's where the first task of their quest would be completed. They left Dillard's with their "booty" (new pair of Doc Marten Boots) and then it was off to Hot Topic. Many colorful dyes were looked upon where Marco decided to later dye his hair "After Curfew Blue" that was purchased. (pic to be posted later)

The three then went to the Land of Fry's Electronics to find the second part of their quest. Lady Leanerful needed a tripod for her magic picture taking device that some of the locals feared would steal their soul. Their search was fruitful where they found a well named tripod called the tree frog. They left the store but not before Marco had the chance to defeat the kiniving Mario of the Mario brothers. Marco was so brave he stabbed Mario in the nose.


It was then they were off to Arizona Mill's Realm where they wondered in many circles to kill time before the big feast that night.

Ravishing with starvation Marco, Mondryn and Lady Leanerful met up with the Flaming Red Warrior (Josh), Lady Mexican with Many Talents (Donna) and Mistress "I'm from Chandler" (Nisha) at the Dinning Hall of Melting Pot.
Many things were eaten and enjoyed including cheeses, breads, salads, shrimp, steak, lobster, and salmon. Lady Leanerful and the Flaming Red Warrior's dinner was terribly interrupted by the Silver Hair of DOOM! After telling their server about the hair a new plate was brought out and they were not charged for their entire meal.
Silly Marco was standing to close to the boiling cooking pot. His foot slipped and he began to fall. Out of no where a friendly giant rescued him on a cooking fork.


To end the great feast were pots of chocolate with much to dip. Everyone seemed to have a different favorite which made it wonderful, since everyone got to eat what they wanted.

Eventually the clan ended up at the Flaming Red Warrior's cottage where they played games into the wee hours of the morn. Exhausted by the day's activities, Marco, Mondryn and Lady Leanerful dragged themselves up on their powerful Durango Steed and headed back to their home, the Land of the Coolidgeons.